Friends With Benefits Script Pdf

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That'll be useful

Dylan walks past friends, family and drivers holding signs. He scans for his name. TERMINAL - DAY 20 Jamie walks in and watches as a woman greets her driver holding a name card with her name. She goes up to the driver. JAMIE (re: name card) Are you done with this? The driver nods and hands her the name card. 2010), and when interviewed about “hooking up” and “friends with benefits” scripts, most college men either rejected the script or “enacted an amended version that allowed for greater relational connection” (Epstein, Calzo, Smiler, & Ward, 2009, p.

if you ever have a time machine

and your time machine breaks,

and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages.

You're funny. It's weird.

Yeah. I'm weird.

Me too.

Yeah, right. Everyoneloves you and

your dad's like famous, or something.

My parents are getting a divorce,

that's why I had to go to camp, so...

- Are you crying?

- No.

Jesus.

Look... I'm not really

an affectionate person.

People aren't meant

to be together forever.

You think so?

Yeah.

Can I finger you?

No.

OK.

- Come on, baby, I got ya!

- Don't drop me!

Hey! Hey!

Patrice!

Oh, my God! I told you

that this was a pajama party.

What are you wearing?

What is this?

You're wearingactual long johns?

What?!

This is a frat party.

You just have to be drunk

and look hot.

Watch and learn.

Hey. Hey!

I'm so drunk!

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Hey, do you know that girl?

The sexy pioneer?

I think I know her.

I'd have sex with a pioneer.

For sure.

A hungrypioneer lost on the trail.

- Do I know you?

- Hi, Adam Franklin of Camp Weehawken.

I'm Emma Kurtzman.

You tried to finger me?

Yeah. Wow!

Do you go here? Why?

- What are you doing at a party of frat?

- No. I go to MIT,

but I have this family thing,

and I grew up in Ann Arbor.

MIT? Wow. So you grew up to be

a lot smarter than me.

Yeah, sometimes

my neck gets sore.

- Why?

- 'Cause my brain's so big.

I agree, it didn't work. Drop it.

I like you.

What? Why?

You don't even know me.

I like you.

I have to go to this stupid thing

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tomorrow. You wanna come with me?

Yeah, sure. I'll come with you.

- What is it?

- Some stupid thing.

I wanted to leave you

with somethingDavid said to me

almost every day at the lab.

It's Einstein.

'There are only two ways

to live your life.

One, as if nothing is a miracle.

The other,

as if everything is a miracle.'

For David, there was no bigger miracle

than his family.

His daughters, Emma and Katie,

and his wife, Sandra.

Mom?

I want you to meet Adam.

I'm so sorry.

And this is my sister, Katie,

and her lover, Kevin.

Boyfriend.

And my best friend.

Oh, well... thank you. I didn't know

you were dating someone, Emma.

Oh, I'm not.

I just had a one-night stand with him

when I was 14.

It was a really nice funeral.

I'm sorry.

I'm glad you stayed.

Me too.

So, I'll call you, or something...

Adam, you're wonderful.

If you're lucky,

you're nevergonna see me again.

Yes.

Hey.

Did we? Yes, we did.

We went to college together.

You have two gay dads.

Yeah, I'm the man

with the two gay dads.

They helped me move

my boxessophomore year.

They're the best. I love them.

I'm super straight, though.

- So, yeah.

- OK.

- You're Patrice, right?

- Yes.

Yeah, Eli. I'm with... Adam!

I'll be right back.

Pick up some of that kettle corn.

- It's Patrice.

- Hey!

- Patrice! Hey!

- How are you?

- Weird.

- Wow.

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I haven't seen you in... wow.

- How are you?

- Good.

Adam.

Emma.

What is this, the Peach Pit?

- And, yeah, that was a 90210 reference.

- Yeah, you're super straight.

- What are you doing here?

- I just moved here a week ago.

I'm doing my residency

at the WestwoodTeaching Hospital.

- Hi.

- Vanessa, this is Emma.

- Emma, Vanessa.

- Hi. How do you do?

This is our friend, Patrice.

- Hi. How do you do?

- How do I what?

- Hi.

- Hi.

Hi, you look nice.

It's nice to meet you.

You remember my sister, Katie.

Friends With Benefits Script Pdf

She's just finishingschool here.

Yeah. I haven't seen you guys since...

- Yeah, Dad's funeral.

- Dad's funeral.

Sad.

OK. Well, we should head out, so...

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Yeah, we should, too.

Okay. Let's see where we are.

We could move this, get

rid of that, kill that.

That kind of freaks me out. Don't need her.

We can get rid of that.

That's done.

Okay, we couldstart with this.

I know it's a hard-hitting piece,

but come on, you guys, it's the Internet.

We need traffic, traffic, traffic.

What do you got?

- How about this?

- It's perfect.

Now, doesn't she look smart and

knowledgeable aboutimmigration reform?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. She does, right?

I'm fucking with you people.

This isn't a porn site.

What are we, nerds trying

to look at boobies?

Come on, Keep looking.

Shit! Hello?

Hey! Baby, where are you?

Are you still at work?

No! Not even close.

Just so you know,

the moviestarts in 10 minutes.

- I know! Give me your pants.

- What?

- I'll buy you lunch tomorrow. Come on.

- No.

I'm your boss. Give me your pants.

Please try not to be late.

I really hate missing the beginning.

I know. I know.

Give me your pants. I'm coming, baby.

I'm almost there!

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tomorrow. You wanna come with me?

Yeah, sure. I'll come with you.

- What is it?

- Some stupid thing.

I wanted to leave you

with somethingDavid said to me

almost every day at the lab.

It's Einstein.

'There are only two ways

to live your life.

One, as if nothing is a miracle.

The other,

as if everything is a miracle.'

For David, there was no bigger miracle

than his family.

His daughters, Emma and Katie,

and his wife, Sandra.

Mom?

I want you to meet Adam.

I'm so sorry.

And this is my sister, Katie,

and her lover, Kevin.

Boyfriend.

And my best friend.

Oh, well... thank you. I didn't know

you were dating someone, Emma.

Oh, I'm not.

I just had a one-night stand with him

when I was 14.

It was a really nice funeral.

I'm sorry.

I'm glad you stayed.

Me too.

So, I'll call you, or something...

Adam, you're wonderful.

If you're lucky,

you're nevergonna see me again.

Yes.

Hey.

Did we? Yes, we did.

We went to college together.

You have two gay dads.

Yeah, I'm the man

with the two gay dads.

They helped me move

my boxessophomore year.

They're the best. I love them.

I'm super straight, though.

- So, yeah.

- OK.

- You're Patrice, right?

- Yes.

Yeah, Eli. I'm with... Adam!

I'll be right back.

Pick up some of that kettle corn.

- It's Patrice.

- Hey!

- Patrice! Hey!

- How are you?

- Weird.

- Wow.

I haven't seen you in... wow.

- How are you?

- Good.

Adam.

Emma.

What is this, the Peach Pit?

- And, yeah, that was a 90210 reference.

- Yeah, you're super straight.

- What are you doing here?

- I just moved here a week ago.

I'm doing my residency

at the WestwoodTeaching Hospital.

- Hi.

- Vanessa, this is Emma.

- Emma, Vanessa.

- Hi. How do you do?

This is our friend, Patrice.

- Hi. How do you do?

- How do I what?

- Hi.

- Hi.

Hi, you look nice.

It's nice to meet you.

You remember my sister, Katie.

She's just finishingschool here.

Yeah. I haven't seen you guys since...

- Yeah, Dad's funeral.

- Dad's funeral.

Sad.

OK. Well, we should head out, so...

Yeah, we should, too.

Okay. Let's see where we are.

We could move this, get

rid of that, kill that.

That kind of freaks me out. Don't need her.

We can get rid of that.

That's done.

Okay, we couldstart with this.

I know it's a hard-hitting piece,

but come on, you guys, it's the Internet.

We need traffic, traffic, traffic.

What do you got?

- How about this?

- It's perfect.

Now, doesn't she look smart and

knowledgeable aboutimmigration reform?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. She does, right?

I'm fucking with you people.

This isn't a porn site.

What are we, nerds trying

to look at boobies?

Come on, Keep looking.

Shit! Hello?

Hey! Baby, where are you?

Are you still at work?

No! Not even close.

Just so you know,

the moviestarts in 10 minutes.

- I know! Give me your pants.

- What?

- I'll buy you lunch tomorrow. Come on.

- No.

I'm your boss. Give me your pants.

Please try not to be late.

I really hate missing the beginning.

I know. I know.

Give me your pants. I'm coming, baby.

I'm almost there!

- How far away?

- I think I see you!

- Where are you? I'm here.

- So am I.

So many people. What are you wearing?

I'm wearing the only clothes

outside the theater,

because I'm the only person

outside the theater!

I love that outfit.

You look so sexy in that.

You know that I love this movie.

If a prostitute and a ruthless businessman

can fall in love,

then anyone can.

I know this means a lot to you,

which means it means a lot to me.

Well, apparently it doesn't.

I'm looking at you right now.

I can see you!

Jamie!

Hey!

- Hey.

- You made it.

- Yeah. Hey.

- Hi.

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- Sorry I'm late.

- It's okay. I got us sandwiches.

I got you turkey, no cheese,

gluten-free bread.

You sure this was prepared

in a nut-free facility?

Yes, I'm full aware of our allergies.

Y.

Hey, I'm here! I'm here. I'm really sorry.

We missed Your Body Is a Wonderland.

Okay. Only one song.

That's not so bad, right?

It was fucking Your Body ls a Wonderland!

Well, the good news is,

he has so many good ones.

Here's an idea:
next time, instead

of being late, just shit on my face.

'Cause that's kind of the same thing

as missing Your Body ls a Wonderland.

Okay, come on. We reallygotta go in.

Julia Roberts is about to put on

her really tall boots.

We need to talk.

I think we should take a break.

I just feel like

we shouldchill for a while, you know?

- You're doing this?

- You're breaking up with me?

You said I was your soul mate.

I did? When?

When we were at that bed and breakfast

having sex.

- But, you know, that doesn't...

- That doesn't what?

- Count.

- I was tied up at work. I'm sorry.

Maybe you should care

a little bit less about work

and a little more

about the girl that you're dating.

'Cause last time I checked,

work doesn't reassure you

that liking a finger up your ass

doesn't make you gay.

I never said 'go up.' Okay?

I just said lightly around...

It's like a little button.

You know what? Not your issue any more.

Is this why you were late?

You were worried

about how to break up with me?

Oh, no, no.

I was trying to decide what to wear.

- So, you went with sneakers and a hoodie.

- Yeah.

What, are you gonna

take the SATs after this?

Don't lash out, okay?

- You're better than that.

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- I'm really not.

I just think

we're heading in different directions.

Yeah, you to the John Mayer concert

and me not.

Thank you for doing this

before the concert, by the way.

Best breakup ever.

He is the Sheryl Crow of our generation!

Let me just ask you a quick question.

And just know that I am not at all

crushed by this breakup.





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